Monday, January 26, 2009


supersize me with weed instead...enjoy...


Sunday, January 25, 2009

Friday, January 23, 2009

im like nissan but more drivin

so I'm watching Girl Interrupted the other day- the classic case of the typical druggie fucked up girl in a hospital, and when the movie starts the main character Susanna (Winona Ryder) quotes...

"Have you ever confused a dream with life? Or stolen something when you have the cash? Have you ever been blue? Or thought your train moving while sitting still? Maybe I was just crazy. Maybe it was the 60's. Or maybe I was just a girl... interrupted."

I don't know if you can read between these lines but its kind of ironic how Winona steals makeup from CVS right after this movie is made...i guess hollywood roles are rubbing off on some of these individuals...

Tasteful beer instead of the crappy wine that is old lady germ infested

Bar nuts instead of those stale wafers that stick to the roof of your mouth that taste like sand paper

And a nice old blunt to be passed around instead of that big old basket being shoved in your face asking my broke ass for cash

Dr. Squires: The city's a disaster, Luke. Its not like it used to be. It's plastic. One big fucking happy meal.
Luke Shapiro: Some people like happy meals.
Dr. Squires: Some people like the Yankees too, Luke. It doesn't mean they're right.

Dr. Squires: Certain people you just can't trust, you know Luke?
Dr. Squires: Never trust anyone who doesn't smoke pot or listen to Dylan.
Dr. Squires: Never trust anyone who doesn't like the beach.
Dr. Squires: Never, EVER, EVER trust anyone who says they don't like dogs!
Dr. Squires: You meet someone who doesn't like dogs you alert the authorities IMMEDIATELY and you sure as SHIT don't MARRY THEM!

Monday, January 12, 2009

costa coffee

"East your salad, no dessert, get that man that you deserve"-Kanye West
I mean I'm not overly feminist or anything but really? And then im reading this magazine the other day (one of those corny health ones) and this woman is talking about how the crash of our economy is good in the aspect of fast food stating- With the high cost of meat McDonalds and Wendy's is cutting down the size of their burgers making them 20 calories less each! Good for us ladies! Atleast some of us are optimistic...

Sunday, January 11, 2009

smoking bones in the staircase


You free me from the past, you fuck the suburbs out of me.